As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly such a low benchmark for humour i’m so sorry
mom: i made cookies!!
where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?
why do i relate to that gif so much tho
i still think about how weird this video is
the power bottoms have become too powerful
no fucking way
is that evan peters