93-krisk:

Happens to me all the time!

theclearlydope:

"I don’t trust anyone so I have to watch my own back."

[via]

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

icarly-official:

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER


pancakelament:

WOW LOLLY WOW

(Source: kimmyybabiee)

c0smic-eternity:

there are people who make their towns look beautiful with cool paths and designs and ideas and I’m over here like “uhh that looks good there”

c0smic-eternity:

i finally saw the winter soldier and wow my feels are everywhere while my boyfriend just keeps whispering “hail hydra”

asslehh:

Naps really fuck up everything.