yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
there are people who make their towns look beautiful with cool paths and designs and ideas and I’m over here like “uhh that looks good there”
i finally saw the winter soldier and wow my feels are everywhere while my boyfriend just keeps whispering “hail hydra”
Naps really fuck up everything.